allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the
forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites
of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon
took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The
operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already
dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone
and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
两个
猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋
友已经死亡。”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”
A Good
Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did
you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor
old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother
proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the
old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗
伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At
this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always
asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word
'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are
standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am
drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
He
Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in
bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny:
We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他
赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做
游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
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